Dear Abby,

Well now, you certainly have my balls in a nut cracker, though probably not how you were wanting! lol. It is absolutely okay with me that you get your procedure done before the holiday. I want what is most convenient and least stressful for you. I'm sorry the car stuff was so brutal today. $385? Fuck. At least your car is fully operational now and won't blow up on a road trip or anything. And hopefully after the gasket filter thingy it will be smooth sailing. You are the most wonderful Abby in the world. I wake up next to you every morning and can't believe how lucky I am. Baby, I love you.

Love Forever,
-Travis