Dear Abby,

I was afraid all day when I left that you would be mad at me and that I'll never leave the house and you'll divorce me and take all my money and my precious poutine video and have so many kids with your boyfriend Dinero. But that's the anxiety talking. I know you would never leave me or hurt me my precious angel. You are so sweet and kind to me always. I know I can count on you to brighten up my world, at least a little bit, no matter how bad the pain of my sciatica is going. You are my world baby. You are everything good and pure and beautiful in this world. I love you so much baby. You mean absolutely everything to me. I'll always be yours forever.

Love Forever,
-Travis