Dear Abby,

We come from different worlds. We really do. You're like, Alien Brain Scavenger who is in complete control of everything and everyone. And I'm like dumber than a beagle. But I think we love each other perfectly. We make each other's lives more complete and special simply by sharing our respective worlds with each other. I treasure every moment with you, especially when you're not in pain and we're just able to be goofy and in love together. You're the best baby, I know we're nothing alike but I mean it in a good way: you're very unique special beautiful woman who I love more than anything in this world.

Love Forever,
-Travis