Dear Abby,

I love you more than Buzz Lightyear loves to sail through the air! I love you more than Jack Skellington loves Christmas. I love you more than Sandy loves baths. I love you more than Muppet Movie loves movie. I love you more than Backstreet Boys love Florida. I love you more than Frank Sinatra loves New York. I love you more than pickles love cucumbers. I love you more than Tales from the Crypt loves creepy stories. I love you more than Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy loves improbability drives. I love you more than telephone poles love phone lines. I will love you forever baby, I promise. You are my sweet precious angel. I had so much fun with you on Valentine's Day baby. You really made it special for me. I feel so loved by you. I feel so safe and cared for. You are my everything and more. Be mine forever.

Love Forever,
-Travis