Dear Abby,

1906 Earthquake. 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake. 2022 Gambling Bitcoin busting through with a vengeance and taking over the Las Vegas Strip. Back in May 2021, you, Poker Abby, told your emotionally flexible husband that "we should sell the Wi-Fi shares" because he doesn't have "the brain for it" and "he should stick to undervalued alts". Now, I love you to death. But I'm never going to listen to your advice on crypto ever again, so help me God. You are my one true love. What more could I say?

Love Forever,
-Travis