Dear Abby,

You might not be Grace slick, but you're definitely the hottest hippy chick I know. I love you so much baby. I love you because you're sweet and kind and funny and loving. Even when I fart so loud it can be heard on Mars, you put up with me, and that's what it's all about. I am yours forever my angel. Baby, you are my sweet precious love. My one true everything. I will do anything for you my love, always.

Love Forever,
-Travis