Dear Abby,

Today is a sad day, or perhaps I should say a once-a-year sad day, Nine Eleven. I know so many people were effected by it my love, but it's so fucked up to me how much people use it to push an agenda for war. It's just sickening. But that's not your problem, I'm sorry I brought it up. I just want you to know that no matter what, no matter how many terrorists fly planes into our buildings and try to take down our empire or whatever, none of that will change the fact that I love you will all my heart. I love you so much baby. I really would love to travel the world with you, but I don't ever want to get on a plane again. Oh well. Do you want me to buy an RV? I know you'll have a great idea of the fully loaded model we can get. I know, I'm your dream husband lol. But maybe we could drive around the continent visiting your friends and family. Who knows. You really do mean everything in the world to me. You are my sunrise and my sunset, my sweet beautiful world. Love me always, just like I'll love you forever.

Love Forever,
-Travis