Dear Abby,

Tonight we went to a dinner where they made fun, seasonal drinks, and I didn't even think once about ordering one that had whiskey in it, and that's how I know I love you. I will give up my life of hedonism, drop acid and go to clubs and/or get drunk downtown (thankfully we are inclusive of introvert Q in this regard), and choose to do any boring activity just because you love me back.

I know I can be unlovable sometimes. I can be cranky, or cold, or disrespectful. I do my best to minimize such things, but sometimes I fuck up and you still love me anyway. I really appreciate that. I love you so much baby. You mean everything to me. I want to be good for you and give you everything in the world that you deserve. I'm sorry that your thyroid seems to be wonky. We will get it all sorted out, we will. I promise, baby.

I love you.

Love Forever,
-Travis