Dear Abby,

Thank you for taking care of me this weekend. I had a great time at the Stern Grove concert. You are my ideal woman baby. You are so tough and lovely and cool. I appreciate you from the tips of your perfect hair follicles to the souls of your jade sandals. You are my one true everything. I love you so much baby. I love that you love me so much too. Your love is the most important thing in the universe to me. I want to cuddle it and cuddle you and be happy. I hope you are mine in the next life, and the one after that. You are my everything.

Love Forever,
-Travis